Good Day,
Here are some photo's of Stick-Paul from the archives. Until recently (due to a little crazed fan incident where someone had figured out where Stick-Paul's abode was from the background in one of the pictures) we have not been able to publish any photos. Luckily Stick-Paul took time out from his busy schedule to write a computer program that removes backgrounds from photographs without touching the subjects. Due to this breakthrough technology the following pictures are now available to you, his adoring and unworthy fans. Enjoy!
This is Stick-Paul confidently traversing a higher plane of existence at the peak of Stick-Land's highest mountain, Mt. Twopack.
This is Stick-Paul winning the Stick-Land strongman competition by lifting up twenty-two two-dimensional hot-dog stands... and the associated vendors for two minutes.
This is Stick-Paul conquering the two-dimensional hyperspace... it took him two days of two-dimensional hacking (which is about twice as difficult as three-dimensional hacking for those who don't know).
This is Stick-Paul in his snazzy two-dimensional trenchcoat and bowler combo. I had to fight of the two-dimensional ladies the day he wore this. I have the scars to prove it too.
This is Stick-Paul enjoying his casual reading time. The book he's reading in the picture is "Quantum Mechanics for Absolute Geniuses", a book in which he is referenced numerous times due to his extensive work in the field and his first-hand knowledge of interdimensional relationships.
This is Stick-Paul leaning on the lamp-post at the corner of the street, waiting for a certain little two-dimensional lady to come by... that is all I'm allowed to tell you as the story of the lucky little lady from Twoledo, Stick-Land may spark bouts of depression in the female populations of both Stick-Land and the three-dimentional universe (don't worry too much ladies, I have a feeling its not too likely for Stick-Paul to settle down and retire to the quiet Stick-Land countryside just yet.
This is Stick-Paul running the Stick-Land 1000 km marathon on his hands (a requirement of the Stick-Land Running Federation because of his incredible speed upon his feet). Last year he won the race by too much. The next competitor finished in twice the time. This hear, using his hands, he only beat the 2nd place finisher by 200 km.
This is Stick-Paul posing for his "author's photo" at the request of his publisher. I believe there is a website dedicated to this picture and the popular philosophical field, two-dimensional aesthetics. Of course, Stick-Paul encourages the persuit of knowledge, so they were given permission to use the photo.
Don't miss the next installment of Stick-Paul photos. I will publish new pictures as often as I can. Stick-Paul usually sends me a package from where he is adventuring every week or so, so I'll pass on some of the pics from the packages if I'm allowed to.
Aloofly,
Stick-Paul's manager.
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
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